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The Dark Lord
Unaware of his secret plans to build a Death Star, a second major Trades Union and an insignificant Comedian today fell under his Machiavellian spell and pledged their allegiance to The Dark Lord of Socialism, Jeremy Corbyn.
Twelve Days to Save the World
The following email, translated from the original parseltongue, and intercepted by the security services radicalisation unit, clearly shows how this vile and evil man is using social media to spread his hateful message of equality, fairness, and social justice.
A spokesperson for the so called British government said “If this insidious plot to get the entire UK electorate to vote for ‘Doctor Death’ succeeds, then the British Labour Party would remain unelectable for decades to come.“
Readers (sic) of The Daily Mail were seen to nod, thoughtfully, whilst stroking their chins. A journalist (sic) from Fox News was heard to ask for a pen.
Happy Birthday to me!
Anvil Springstien.
UPDATE:
Just had a welcome email from Harriet ‘I Support the Cuts‘ Harman, who appears to have changed her tune a tad (you can click to enlarge):
Sharp eyed among the radicalised will have noticed that she repeats verbatum the hateful message of “equality, fairness and social justice” – bit spooky that. She then ends with a soupçon of fighting talk:
Yep, I’ve got yer back, girl! See you at the barricades, then, Harriet.
Remember, stout shoes!
Anvil Springstien.
