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Original Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-35129463
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Aided by Cameron’s cuts to Flood Defences, Clean Energy and Solar, Yahweh continues his campaign against Cumbria’s fascination with Homosexuality.
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A collection of various UK press articles from 2007 to 2015 concerning Cameron’s flood defence cuts (2) and the belief that Yahweh has frowned upon Cumbrian Homosexuality and UK Gay Marriage in particular (7).
5 Nov 2014 – Risk of floods in England up due to cuts in government funding, say NAO … However, the NAO concluded spending on maintenance had fallen …
5 Nov 2014 – Half of Britain’s flood defences are at risk because of funding cuts but the … to inform homeowners living nearby, the National Audit Office has said. … TheGovernment made an extra £270 million available following the … Related Articles …up with the increased risk of flooding in the face of climate change.
1 Jul 2007 – The Sunday Telegraph reports that the Bishop of Carlisle, the Rt Rev ….biblical to say God would judge an area because of homosexuality.
1 Jul 2007 – The Rt Rev Graham Dow, the Bishop of Carlisle, has shocked the liberal …and death across the UK were caused by God after he was provoked by the …Homophobic mother slammed for branding school’s LGBT week ‘filth’ …
21 Jan 2014 – Dean Burnett: Claims that same-sex marriage cause severe floods may have … that a lot of people don’t like homosexuals for no logical reason.
5 Feb 2014 – Councillor who said floods were caused by gay marriage is expelled from UKIP after saying homosexuals should ‘repent’ … Bishop of Carlisle, argued that thefloods that year were a judgment on society’s moral decadence …
Yes, floods were caused by homosexuality.Bishop confirms. … The Rt Rev Graham Dow, Bishop of Carlisle, argued that the floods are not just a result of a lack of …
5 Feb 2014 – The Ukip councillor who blamed Britain’s storms and floods on same-sex marriage has been expelled … Mr Silvester deepened the rift over homosexualmarriage and floods by calling on gays “to repent”. … Related Articles.
2 Jul 2007 – Bishop of Carlisle: Floods are judgment on society. The Bishop said pro-gay laws were to blame for the floods. One diocesan bishop has even …
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#BootsOnTheGround #GhostArmy #ToryTown #NotInMyName #DodgyDossier #70000
The fine British tradition of Pantomime entertainment is to get a boost this Christmas with a new West End performance of David Cameron’s latest production of Puss in Boots on The Ground.
The hilarious festive romp starring Cameron himself as Principal Boy and Theresa May as Dame Porky is directed by George Osborne and based on a well-received script by Hillary Benn.
After selling off the family jewels for a bag of beans, David, in an attempt to slay the Giant, travels to London and climbs the beanstalk where he searches for the mythical Soldiers of The Sand – a ghostly army of 70,000 kind and moderately inclined souls.
Theresa uproariously helps David to dynamite the Golden Goose in order to cut off the Giants funds before he bravely battles the Multi-headed Porcine Hydra. Sowing it’s teeth, he summons the humorously hapless Army of the Sand, securing their services with the promise of everlasting membership of the UK Liberal Democratic Party and free meals at the House of Lords.
The final scene as David & Theresa lead their all-singing-all-dancing ghost army to the gates of the Giant’s desert lair is without doubt a glorious monument to the theatrical imagination.
Expect the jokes to come thick and fast in this brave, mainly ad-libbed, production.
This wonderful musical family fantasy promises to leave a smile on the face of children and adults alike and may run for years and years.
You really have no choice but to watch this farce.
#PinkyAndPerky #ToryTown
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The Bomber of Yemen. Accused of using cluster bombs to bomb civilians in Yemen. A hereditary monarch with a disgraceful record regarding human rights abuses. Exporter and promoter of a strict version of sharia promulgated by Islamist terrorist groups throughout the world. When his half brother – the last Saudi king – died, Buckingham Palace flew the Union Jack (the UK National flag) at half mast. Messages of condolence were sent by David Cameron:
‘He will be remembered for his long years of service to the Kingdom, for his commitment to peace and for strengthening understanding between faiths.
‘My thoughts and prayers are with the Saudi Royal Family and the people of the Kingdom at this sad time.
‘I sincerely hope that the long and deep ties between our two Kingdoms will continue and that we can continue to work together to strengthen peace and prosperity in the world.’
An arse has never been so cleanly licked.
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As the Tories whinge about the constitutional rights of the second house, Cameron & Osborne will, later this week, be shaking hands with this murderer.
Anvil Springstien.
#ToryTown #JamieOliver #SugarTax
The British Conservative government – known colloquially in the UK as ‘The Workers Party’ – today hit out at a report claiming sugar is a major contribution to ill health and obesity costing the NHS over £5.1 billion per year.
Prime Minister David Cameron slammed celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver, as a ‘toff’ who would take away one of the few pleasures that poor fat people have left. “What people like Oliver don’t understand is that a tax on sugar would be a 
regressive tax that would hit poor fat people the hardest!”
Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, said, “Without sugar to keep poor people fat, they would look as ill and impoverished as they really are!” “Many would never get through their ‘Fit for Work’ examination without the rush that sugary foods provided”, he added.
A national health charity, The Food and Drink Federation, vowed to oppose any implementation of what they see as “an unfair and Stalinist-like tax”. “Do we really want to live in a society with sugarbanks on our street corners where poor fat people are treated like the scum that they are?”
Minister of State for Security, the Rt Hon John Hayes MP, expressed concern earlier that such a tax could force sugar sales underground exposing vulnerable poor fat people to the dark forces of radicalisation and Islamism.
Health representatives today refused to be interviewed although a doctor who declined to be named said, “We just thought this might be a good idea.” he said, timidly, adding “I had no idea what this tax would do to manufacturers of sports clothing? We just hadn’t thought this through, I feel thoroughly ashamed.“
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